Well friends, the holidays are almost here (really f**cking with my noggin—you?), which likely means you’ve got too many tabs open (both in your browser and your brain) and not nearly enough sleep. We are officially beginning our race to the finish line of this crazy-ass year we call 2025. Luckily, there’s a fix for the stress and sleepless madness we find ourselves mired in…and it comes wrapped in silk, linen, or maybe even Bluetooth. I like starting to think about gifts early, and both Black Friday and Cyber Monday looming ahead get me right in the zone.

Whether you’re shopping for someone who treats their sleep like a sacred ritual or someone who treats it like it’s a foreign exchange student, the right sleep gift can turn exhaustion into an aesthetic. From chic loungewear to techy sleep toys, our finds will promise rest with a nice side of style. With holiday sales making it dangerously easy to “add to cart,” now’s the time to give the gift of a full REM cycle. I’m focusing on elevated essentials for the nap-virgin (trying to break his or her cherry?) and the sleep-devout alike: dreamy bedding and blankets, indulgent robes and PJs, and aromatic everything! Because in this Fall season which appears to be powered by large quantities of caffeine and abject chaos, nothing feels more luxurious, rebellious and desperately craved, than actually getting a good night’s sleep.

Here are some of our noir favorites inspired by the holiday that you can enjoy in your abode all year long.

Happy Boos and Snooze…